Sunday, August 31, 2008

Battle of Champions

LSU looked very sharp to start the 2008 season. The half time score was 31-0 and LSU could have won 60-0 had they kept their foot on the pedal. But the Tigers treated the second half as a scrimmage and worked on a passing game that is still developing. The same could be said about the defense. LSU completely dominated Armanti Edwards and the ASU offense. Only after multiple substitutions which resulted in a few blown coverages in LSU’s secondary did ASU move the ball in the second half.

A few other observations:

· Both lines looked VERY GOOD. But we won’t REALLY know anything for sure until after the Auburn game.

· CB Patrick Peterson is the real deal. Rated the #1 CB coming out of high school last season, he looked ready for the big time.

· I liked Hatch. He doesn’t have a gun, but he’s not going to kill you and his decision making looked good.

· I thought Lee struggled a bit. At times he looked a little confused and he threw an ugly pick which led to three points by ASU. He looked like a red-shirt freshman playing in his first college game.

· LSU came out ready to play which is a credit to the staff. The Tigers were focused and put the game out of reach by halftime.

· Did you notice that Jordan Jefferson didn’t see the field? All the talk about him playing amounts to a bunch of nothing.

· I liked the blitzing by the defense. But the mental errors need to stop. WAY too many blown coverages when LSU blitzed.

I listened to the radio briefly on the ride home. Jimmy Ott uttered the dumbest line of the day in saying, “there’s no need to press the panic button yet, but…” He was referencing the QB play in his comment. Say what?! Panic button? Then he went on to lament the loss of Ryan Perillioux. As most of you know, I can’t stand Ott. Stupid comments like that just reinforce my opinion.

Needless to say, there is no panic in the Hit Parade camp. The Tigers look to improve in week two against a Troy team that managed only 300 yards of offense against Middle Tennessee State in week one. LSU will roll once again and get plenty of playing time for the young guys.

LSU 37 - Troy 10

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Sunday, August 03, 2008

A Few Random Off Season Thoughts

While sitting at home battling a stomach bug acquired from my oldest son, I had a chance to catch the season premier of ESPN’s College Football Live. Not to be petty, but during the opening highlights of the show, the defending National Champions appeared only ONCE for a grand total of half a second. On top of that, LSU was only mentioned once, during a segment on…Ohio State. Furthermore, ESPN has an on-line voting bracket for the “best college helmet.” LSU did not even make it into the contest. (click here)

Here is a nice composite of the preseason polls.

The three biggest things I look at in the preseason are schedule, returning offensive and defensive linemen and quarterback, in that order. I don’t think it is any mystery why LSU has won the SEC West in every odd numbered year since 2001.

You have got to wonder how long JoePa will be around. Things are looking pretty ugly. (click here)

With every new arrest and suspension, I’m wondering more and more about Georgia’s chances this season. (click here)

I think the Olympics should be divided into to two categories, Natural Humans and Chemically Enhanced Superhumans. That way if you want to use HGH or Roids or whatever, have at it. If you want to stay clean, you can compete in the group with the non-juiced athletes. As it is now, I’m more curious about who gets busted than who wins.

I am SOOOOOO sick of the slobbering over Brett Favre. ESPN was WAY over the top in the coverage.

I like Ohio State and Oklahoma in the BCS title game. I think the Buckeyes will win at USC and Oklahoma is going to lose only one game at most. Georgia's schedule is too tough and USC will lose one other game.

Some readers have expressed to me their doubts about Georgia in the SEC East. I understand the hesitancy, but Florida's defense wasn't very good last year and with Florida TE Ingram gone for the season with a torn ACL, all the pressure goes back to Tebow and Percy Harvin.

2008 SEC Preview

For four years in a row, senior quarterbacks have led their teams to the SEC title. (2007 - Matt Flynn, LSU; 2006 - Chris Leak, Florida; 2005 - DJ Shockley, Georgia; 2004 - Jason Campbell, Auburn) But things will be different this year. Only three teams, Alabama, Arkansas and Vanderbilt have senior signal callers. Of that trio, only Bama has a realistic shot of even making the SEC Title game. So which young buck is going to break the streak and bring home a title?


SEC West

1. Auburn
2. LSU
3. Alabama
4. Mississippi State
5. Ole Miss
6. Arkansas


The only reason I like Auburn this season is the annual Tiger Tussle will be played on the Plains of Auburn. The home team has won every game in the series since 2000. (that’s 8 in a row for our mathematically challenged readers) Young quarterbacks, in this case most probably LSU's freshman Jarrett Lee, can expect to struggle on the road. The last four games have been decided by a total of 14 points and this should be another close contest. Since the inception of the championship game, the loser of this game has NEVER gone on to play for the SEC Title.

Alabama is a big wild card this season. John Parker Wilson is their senior quarterback and we all know what Saban can do on the defensive side of the ball. The problem is the schedule. The Tide play road games at Arkansas, at Georgia, at Tennessee and at LSU. Plus Alabama has lost six in a row against Auburn. Alabama will be better this season, but the tough schedule will keep them out of the title game.

The bottom of the West is full of questions.

Did Mississippi State turn the corner?

Can Houston Nutt take advantage of Ole Miss’ talent?

How will the Hogs adjust to a new coach and different philosophy on offense?

I like MSU’s chance to make it two bowl games in a row. Also look out for Ole Miss, Nutt will win six games or more this season.


SEC East

1. Georgia
2. Florida
3. Tennessee
4. South Carolina
5. Kentucky
6. Vanderbilt



Say it with me.

“Hunker down you hairy Dawg!”

Georgia is in a similar position as LSU was last season. Blow out BCS win in the Sugar Bowl to end the season, lots of guys returning on both sides of the ball and a manageable if not challenging schedule. 9 guys return on defense and 7 on offense. Georgia gets Alabama and Tennessee at home but must travel to LSU and Auburn. The East will be decided at the Cocktail Party when the Bulldogs face off against the Florida Gators.

Florida has been picked pre-season #1 by a few publications entering 2008. As usual, much of the media loves offense, which the Gators have plenty. Tebow will again be a beast teaming up with Percy Harvin. But until a running back and wide out emerge, the Gators will remain a two-man operation. Florida’s biggest problem is on defense. Last year the Gators only held two opponents to under 20 points. The front line is young and the secondary had plenty of problems throughout last season.

Many folks criticize Phil Fulmer. I’m not one of them. During his 16 seasons, he’s won over 76% of his games, 10 or more games nine times, a National Title, two SEC Titles and has been to the SEC Championship five times. It is possible this year’s team could be even better than the 2007 group. Four of the five starters on the offensive line return. The defense should be better especially in the secondary. The biggest hurdle is the schedule, which includes road games at Auburn, at Georgia and at South Carolina. The Vols are good enough to win the East, but getting past Georgia and Florida will be a tall task.

Anyone who has read this page knows I am a fan of Steve Spurrier. But you have got to wonder if the challenge at South Carolina is too much for him to overcome. He is 21-16 overall with a 1-1 bowl record in three years with the Gamecocks. He has beaten Georgia, Florida and Tennessee once each but is only 3-6 overall against the Eastern big boys. The schedule plays out very well as SC gets Georgia, LSU, Tennessee and Arkansas at home. The only real road test is Florida. A New Years Day bowl is not out of reach.

Kentucky and Vandy lost a number of players and will be battling for the basement, again, this season.

Sunday, November 25, 2007

What could have been…

As this season evolved, you had to get the feeling that LSU was living on borrowed time. Close calls with Florida, Auburn and Alabama and the triple OT loss to UK showed that LSU was not a dominant team in the mold of the 2003 Tigers. So what happened? First off, let’s not forget that after 12 games LSU is 10-2 and ranked #7 in the BCS. Both of LSU’s losses were in triple OT to quality football teams. But to make it through the SEC in a position to win a National Championship, you must be special. At the very top of the football world, the margin for error is extremely thin. You must do the little things correctly and have a little good fortune along the way. The following are a few areas where LSU came up short.

* Injuries – Charles Alexander (DT) lost for the season. Beckwith (LB), Dorsey (DT), Flynn (QB), Doucet (WR) and Holliday (RB/KR) all missed time due to injuries.

*Flynn’s slow starts kept the opposition in games in the first half.

*Offensive line struggled at times to protect Flynn.

*Defense couldn’t get off the field.

*Pelini’s inability to adjust and attack at the right moment. I grade him out at a C+ this season. In LSU’s two loses, he refused to bring pressure on the quarterback by blitzing when it was obvious the front four was struggling. Sure it is easy to second guess some play calling, but at this level, as Miles has shown repeatedly on 4th down, some risk taking is essential. Perfect example in OT this Friday. 4th and ten for the Hogs and we rush four and play coverage. Dick stands back there forever and Hillis gets open to convert.

*LSU commits some of the dumbest penalties. Doucet lining up wrong against Arkansas and Tyson Jackson’s personal foul against OK’s Woodson in the Kentucky game are the two that really stick out. Dumb, dumb, dumb.

*Schedule – LSU played 8 BCS conference teams that have won 6 games or more. For a little perspective, the following list is the current BCS Standings with the number of games against teams with 6 wins is in parentheses.

1. Mizzu (6)
2. West Virginia (6)
3. Ohio State (7)
4. Georgia (8)
5. Kansas (4)
6. Virginia Tech (6)
7. LSU (8)
8. USC (5)
9. Oklahoma (6)
10. Florida (7)

I think people forget how difficult it is to win an SEC Championship and National Championship. As great as Spurrier was at Florida, he won ONE national title; and only after backing into a rematch with FSU in the Sugar Bowl. Tressell at Ohio State? He needed a horrific injury to Miami’s Willis Mcgahee and a HORRIBLE pass interference call in overtime to get his title. LSU was the beneficiary of a crazy sequence of events which landed them in the title game in 2003. You think Texas and Mack Brown win in the Rose Bowl without Vince Young? As fantastic as USC’s run has been the last few years, Pete Carroll has the same number of crystal footballs as Tennessee’s Phil Fulmer. Bob Stoops is well on his way to having his face carved on the Mt. Rushmore of Sooner football, but alas he has as many titles as Larry Coker.

I think Spurrier, Tressell, Carroll, Stoops, and Saban are all terrific coaches (I have mixed feelings on Brown and Fulmer). The comments above are not to knock them, only to make the point that so many events outside of a coach’s control can dictate their fates. Would Oregon be 10-1 if Dennis Dixon didn’t blow out his ACL? If Virginia Tech doesn’t give up two TD’s to BC in the last five minutes of the game, are they in line to play in New Orleans? If USC’s Booty doesn’t break his thumb against Stanford, is USC undefeated?

Les Miles is a damn good coach and I hope he stays at LSU (for the record though I think he is gone if Michigan makes him the offer). With Miles, LSU has an opportunity to have LONG TERM success and legitimate chances to win titles in the future. So every one needs to relax and get a grip. The man is 32-6 over three years. He is 10-4 against Auburn, Alabama, Florida, Tennessee and Arkansas. He’s won two divisional championships and two bowl games. He’s also BLASTED Arizona, Miami, Virginia Tech and Notre Dame out of conference.
Let’s just keep a little perspective.

Some other random thoughts:

*Darren McFadden is a stud. I would put him up there with Hershel Walker and Bo Jackson as the top three RB’s in SEC history.

*LSU has struggled with mobile QB’s all season and when McFadden lined up in that “wildcat” formation, the Tiger defense gave up a number of big plays.

*What was Miles doing calling those timeouts at the end of the game? He left a minute left on the clock out of sheer clock mismanagement. Someone want to volunteer to tutor him in late game timeout taking?

*Flynn is the epitome of streaky. After an awful first half, he came out looking sharp throwing three TD’s and rushing for another after the half.

*West Virginia hung 66 on UConn this weekend in a ‘de facto’ Big East Championship. Are you kidding me? The Big Least is joke and all I can do is hope that the Mountaineers don’t back into the BCS Championship game.

*Along that line of thought, Suckeyes vs. WVU would blow as a BCS Title game. But it would be nice to see the Suckeyes get abused by that spread offense.

*The SEC is flat out tough. You have to be great to go 12-1 much less 13-0. The teams are so talented and equally matched, it shouldn’t be a surprise that so many games go into OT and are decided in the final moments. I have heard that just means the SEC is mediocre with no truly great teams. I disagree. I won’t use the term “best” but I think the SEC is the “deepest” conference in the country.

*The BCS is in its tenth year. Thus far, the SEC has hoisted the crystal football three (3) times, Big Twelve (2), Pac 10 (1), Big East (1), ACC (1), and Big 11, (1).

*The firings have begun. Orgeron at Ole Piss and Callahan at Nebraska were terminated this weekend. Two disastrous hires have run these two programs into the ground. Worse than the hiring decisions was the firing of Cutcliff and Solich in the first place. Cutcliff had just led Ole Piss to their best season in 40 years and Solich won 9 games the year he was fired. Crazy.

*Not to toot my own horn…but check out my preseason picks for the SEC East and West.

*Florida and Georgia are going to beat the crap out whoever they play in their respective bowl games.

Thursday, October 25, 2007

From the Tropics...

Greetings from San Juan, Puerto Rico!! I’m in the Caribbean as a coach for an LSU Moot Court team. The weather is warm and the sights are beautiful, but during football season, my mind never strays far from my beloved LSU Tigers.


The unprecedented challenges over the past three weeks for the LSU football team have prompted me to end my sabbatical and put my thoughts to paper…er…keypad.

Despite BC’s amazing comeback Thursday night against Virginia Tech, LSU is in great shape in terms of the BCS Championship Game. The Tigers weathered the best shots of three very talented and well coached teams to win two of 3 games.

Florida – Tim Tebow is a great quarterback. There I said it without vomiting. The guy can run and pass as well as anyone. He’s also poised and makes so many good decisions in the pocket. I thought he would really struggle in Tiger Stadium but he was sharp and didn’t look rattled in the least.

LSU won on the strength of its offensive line and Les Miles willingness to take calculated risks. The Tigers dominated the second half converting on FIVE fourth down conversions. Admittedly, the defense struggled at times against the Gators, but the two forced turnovers in the second half kept LSU in the game.

Kentucky – In some ways this game reminded me of the Tennessee game from 2005. The Tigers just ran out of gas against a top notch opponent. Normally, a 13 point lead would be enough for the Tigers to hold on to victory. But the offense floundered in the second half giving Kentucky short fields to work with. From a coaching perspective, LSU’s coaches failed to take situational gambles, which could have pulled out a victory.

Auburn – I have heard a ton of bitching about this game. My only thought as I walked back to the car from Tiger Stadium was, “what a great game!” At times I was pissed, despondent, frustrated and ready to pack it in. But I was also excited, optimistic, entertained and ultimately TOTALLY SATISFIED. How can you be upset when you beat a Top 20 team? How can you complain when LSU overcame a sluggish first half to rally from a 10 point deficit? How can you grumble when you completely crush the spirit of a hated foe? How can you whine when you were able to bear witness to one of the best finishes in the history of LSU football?

I’m not saying there is no room for criticism. Only that it must be tempered with the fact that LSU is 7-1 and currently ranked #3 in the BCS. LSU must improve, but the Tigers will enter November firmly in control of their own destiny. Speaking of improvement…

* The receiving corps needs to wake up. Guys aren’t getting open and when they do, dropped passes are killing Flynn (hello Brandon LaFell). With the return of Doucet, the emergence of Byrd and the growth of Tolliver, LSU has an opportunity to become more diversified on offense.

*Defense has been a little suspect. The defensive line is not as strong as predicted. The injury to Charles Alexander has had a bigger impact than first expected and Favorite must continue to improve to meet the challenge. Both Florida and Kentucky did well running the spread offense and getting favorable match-ups. But let’s not be too harsh, Tebow and Woodson will both get an invite to New York for the Heisman Trophy presentation. (Has one team ever faced legitimate Heisman Trophy candidates in consecutive weeks?)

*Coaching. LSU needs to come up with better defensive play calls on third down. Florida and Kentucky converted on way too many third down conversions. Where was the pressure in Lexington? LSU thrives on being aggressive; LB and Safety blitzes could create more negative plays. Offensively, my hope is that Flynn’s performance on Saturday will encourage the coaching staff to integrate a vertical passing game into the playbook. If LSU can force other teams to respect the deep ball, the running game will be unstoppable.


One more week until the battle for SEC West supremacy.


Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Return of the Good...Bad

Good: MSU’s Croom finally on right track.

Bad: Poor Tommy Tuberville, this may be his worst Auburn team.

Good: I know the season is only three games old, but Michigan State looks good, especially in light of everyone else in the Big 10 struggling.

Bad: I can’t remember the Big 10 ever being this weak.

Good: Michigan finally gets a W.

Bad: Could this be the worst Notre Dame team since Gerry Faust walked the sidelines? Didn’t these guys play in BCS bowls the past two years?

Good: Florida was very impressive against Tennessee.

Bad: Outside of LSU and Florida, the SEC looks a little mediocre.

Good: I am starting to warm up to Flutie and James on Thursday night. Flutie knows his stuff.

Bad: Lou Holtz still blows, but at least I don’t have to hear any Notre Dame crap out of him.

Good: Darren McFadden is the best SEC running back since Bo Jackson.

Bad: To bad Arkansas has the worst QB in the conference.

Good: The Contenders – USC, LSU, OU, Florida, Penn State, Cal, Wisconsin, Texas, West Virginia, Rutgers, OSU, South Carolina, Clemson, Michigan State, BC, Texas A&M, Kentucky, Purdue, Mizzu, Kansas, Texas Tech, Hawaii, Uconn, South Florida, Cincinnati, Indiana, Air Force, Oregon

Bad: Poser Material – Cornholers, Hogs, Georgia Tech, UCLA, Louisville

Good: Little guys rising up.

Bad: Tennessee, Georgia, Auburn and Arkansas are a combined 0-4 in conference play.

Good: Duke ended its 22 game losing streak.

Bad: The victim? Northwestern, which lost 34 in a row in the early 80’s.

The Best: LSU’s defense, #1 in the nation in numerous categories including total defense, passing efficiency defense and scoring defense.

The Worst: Orenthal -






Monday, September 10, 2007

Behind the Woodshed

Thoughts on the Game

The 2007 version of the LSU Fighting Tigers football team is very, very good. Admittedly, Virginia Tech is not as good as advertised. But for LSU to lay 48 points on the Hokies vaunted defense is incredibly impressive. Matter of fact, this was the worst beating suffered by Virginia Tech in 25 years.

The defense looked tremendous once again and the offense showed much more in week two than in Starkville. Against the Virginia Tech defense, ranked #1 in the country the last two seasons, the Tigers piled up 598 yards and 48 points. This was no fluke. LSU’s first two drives of the game netted over 165 yards and 14 points. Flynn has done a great job of managing the offense over the last two weeks. He has accounted for two passing TD’s and one rushing. But more importantly, he has ZERO turnovers. His poise in the pocket will be the difference in LSU’s season.

With so many playmakers on offense and a suffocating defense, why is Flynn so important? Because in my mind, LSU’s biggest foe this season is itself. If the Tigers remain focused and play within the game plan, the LSU will head to New Orleans 13-0. Flynn’s experience and game management will force the opposition to drive the field against LSU’s nasty defense, a losing proposition for all but the best offenses in the country.

The Polls

This week gives us another reason the polls are unfair and inherently biased. The only way you leave USC #1 is because you THINK the Trojans are the best team in the country, no other reason. We KNOW LSU has looked magnificent the last two weeks, is obviously loaded with talent and well coached. If USC crushes Nebraska next week then move them back to #1. But thru two weeks, LSU’s body of work clearly outclasses anyone else in the country.

Les to the BIG BLUE MAFIA

With Lloyd Carr’s Wolverines at 0-2, vultures are circling in Ann Arbor, Michigan. The common thought amongst fans and talking heads is that Les Miles is on the top of Michigan’s list and he’d “walk to Ann Arbor” to take the head coaching job. As Corso would say, “not so fast my friend!”

Why?

1. The Big Ten is way down. It is not impossible for Michigan to rebound and make a run at the Rose Bowl.

2. Lloyd Carr has a lot of stroke at UM. I don’t see him getting fired for one poor season after going 11-0 last season before falling to OSU and USC.

3. Let’s say Michigan does make a change. Let’s also say LSU makes a run at the National Title. Will the Wolverines sit around and wait until after New Years to name a new coach? Can they afford to wait and name a head coach less than 30 days before national signing day? Remember, Michigan’s last game is on November 17th, 6 or 7 weeks before the BCS games. I have also heard that a faction at UM does not want Miles. So the offer may not come even if Carr steps down.

4. Would Miles take the job if offered? I know he’s a Michigan guy, but he has LSU rolling. Plus, if LSU makes the BCS Title game in New Orleans, would he be willing to become a lame duck before the biggest game in his career? He can stay at LSU as long as he wants and become a legend in Baton Rouge.

5. LSU would assuredly throw more money at him forcing Michigan to match. Carr and Miles make about the same right now (approximately $1.4 million per). Michigan is one of the arrogant upper class of college football, are they willing to get into a bidding war with an obviously inferior school from the deep south? Think about it, for all his success, Miles has yet to win a conference or national championship. In his time at Michigan, Carr has won five Big Ten titles and one national championship.

No one knows what will happen at this point. Let’s just enjoy the ride and worry about next season after this one is over.

Monday, September 03, 2007

Week 1 Random Musings

* How in God’s name is Lou Holtz still on TV? He’s a huge homer for Notre Dame and half the time he is choking over his own tongue. He is just flat out annoying and sucks the life out any show he appears on. Matter of fact, he just stated that the ’07 Domers will win 10 games this season. Are you kidding? Trade him to NBC so I never have to watch him again.

* If I could pick any coach to run my program, I’d take Steve Spurrier in a heartbeat.

* I can’t wait for Bama to drop a game they should win and the resulting implosion from Saban and the Tide faithful.

* USC v. LSU would be a great Championship Game. Booty returns to Louisiana for his final game. LSU plays at home for all the marbles. The game that should have been played after the 2003 season will finally come to fruition. Bourbon Street would be insane.

* LSU is going to win 10 or 11 games and the SEC Title.

* There are about 10 teams that could win it all. The difference between those teams is minimal. One injury to a key player, a let down one week, or just plain bad luck can change the course of their season.

* College Gameday is really fallen off the last few years. Too much fluff and other junk.

* Thursday night football booth went into the toilet this year. Herbstreit out, Flutie and Craig James in…yuck.

* I understand the shooting at Virginia Tech was a horrible event for everyone in Blacksburg, but ESPN’s coverage was ridiculous. At one point of the broadcast I couldn’t help but think, “hey, they scheduled a football game and an actual football game broke out.” I’m all for paying respect and being sensitive to the situation, but at a certain point, the pain suffered by the victims and their families is cheapened by the media overkill.

* Michigan’s loss at home was a big wakeup call for everyone that thinks they can roll out the hat against I-AA teams.


* After watching Virginia Tech flop around for 60 minutes Saturday, I feel much better about LSU’s chances this weekend.

* For the first week of the season, there were a number of entertaining games. Auburn v. K-State went down to the wire. UT v. Cal was a track meet for most of the night. Colorado State v. Colorado went into OT. Mizzu v. Illinois was wild from start to finish.

* Notre Dame is going to blow this season. I can’t wait for that Duke v. Notre Dame game on NBC on November 17.

* Oklahoma looked awesome this weekend. A run for the National Title may be in the cards for the Sooners.

* Speaking of looking awesome, the Mighty Spartans DESTROYED UAB this Saturday. Michigan State has a legitimate shot to make a bowl game this season despite a brutal schedule (at Wisconsin, at Ohio State, at Iowa, Michigan, and Penn State)

* Click here for the LSU recap and Video Highlights

Friday, August 31, 2007

A Work in Progress

MSU’s goose egg on the scoreboard was an accurate reflection of the performance of LSU’s stifling defense. The 45 points on the Tiger’s side of the ledger is a bit misleading.

The defense looked in mid season form and tallied SEVEN takeaways against the overmatched Bulldogs. Looking at the big picture of this season, fans should be very excited about LSU’s chances simply because the defense will give the Tigers an opportunity to win every game, no matter how poorly the offense plays. Steltz was a monster in the secondary and the defensive line is so deep and talented, would anyone be surprised if 6 or 7 of those guys eventually play in the NFL?

I’m not really sure what to make of the offense. The play calling was incredibly conservative. LSU didn’t pass on 1st down until very late in the first half when the clock essentially forced Crowton to throw. Nothing was completed further than 10 yards down the field. This was a really different look for the Tigers, a lot of running out of the I-formation with two wide receivers. Reminded me of the days of Gerry DiNardo. (yikes!) It would be unfair and premature to grade the offense at this point. With so many new pieces in place and new coaches on the offensive staff, a shake out period should be expected. Having said that, the offensive line has got to get better. After hearing such good things during fall camp, I was very disappointed in that group.

I did like the fact that Flynn managed the game very well and didn’t have the types of mental mistakes that plagued Russell. He’s not as dynamic and physically talented as Russell, but working with the mindset of “game management,” complimented by a brilliant defense and strong special teams (more on that in a moment), Flynn has the ability to lead LSU to a title. Efficiency and mistake free football will be good enough to win the SEC West.

Special teams were solid. The new punter, Patrick Fisher, was fantastic. He punted 7 times for a 45 yard average. As an interesting side note, LSU didn’t have that many punts in one game all of last season.

Overall, I think fans should be happy with the outcome. 45-0 should keep the bitching to a minimum, at least until next week.

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

2007 SEC West Preview

High achievement always takes place in the framework of high expectation.

- Charles Kettering

The SEC West is LSU’s to lose. Is this an unfair statement? Probably. But the expectations on the 2007 Tigers are incredibly high. Ranked #2 in the nation to start the season, some fans will hold the delusional thought that anything less than a National Championship would be a complete debacle. LSU is going to win at least 10 games this season, but the angst in Tiger Town will be palpable. Every missed block, dropped pass and boneheaded penalty will be scrutinized and critiqued ad nauseam.

The Tigers get Virginia Tech, Auburn, Florida, Arkansas and South Carolina at home this season. Over the last 7 seasons, the Tigers are 43-6 in Tiger Stadium. Miles is 13-1 over the last two years, the only loss coming to Tennessee in overtime. Virginia Tech is a non-conference game, but an early win here will be a big boost for LSU as the offense tries to match last season’s productivity. Fifth year senior Matt Flynn will get his chance to win a title, be it an SEC or National Title, that Russell never did.

My only hope is that LSU fans can enjoy the ride and not be consumed by the finish line and dreams of a second crystal football.

Auburn will again be very good. People forget that the Plainsmen won 11 games last season capped by a Cotton Bowl victory over Nebraska. Led by senior QB Brandon Cox, Auburn has the players to compete with anyone in the country. A tough schedule will keep the Tigers in check though. Games at Florida, at LSU (home team has won 7 straight in this series), at Georgia (road team is 11-3-1 over last 15 years in this series) and at Arkansas present formidable hurdles.

Alabama. Oh boy, I could probably devote plenty of time to the Tide this preseason, but let’s keep things simple for the moment. Nick Saban will win games while he is at Alabama, but this season he will not bring a championship to Tuscaloosa. The Tide have a favorable schedule with home games against Georgia, LSU, Arkansas and Tennessee. The problem for Saban is the Iron Bowl will be played at Auburn where Saban is 0-3. I’ll devote an entire column to Saban’s return to the SEC later this season.

Fayetteville has not been Hog Heaven for Houston Nutt this off-season. He’s dealt with defections, text-message tomfoolery and an unhappy core group of fans. But on September 1, 2007, he will line up Darren McFadden in the backfield and all of the off field distractions will fade into the background, at least for that Saturday. Offensively, Arkansas will be better than last season. But after losing a number of players on the defensive side to the NFL, don’t expect another run to the SEC Championship game.

Ole Miss and Mississippi State are going to struggle again. Both coaches could conceivably be fired after the season. Orgeron is clearly over his head and Croom has not been able to improve the program since he has taken over.

SEC WEST

1. LSU
2. Auburn
3. Alabama
4. Arkansas
5. Mississippi State
6. Ole Miss

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

2007 SEC East Preview

So many question marks in the East:

* How will Florida fare with nine new starters on defense and Tim Tebow under center?
*Can the Vols win their first SEC Championship since the 1998 season?
*Will the Bulldogs bounce back from a sub par 2006?
*Is this the season Spur Dog gets the Gamecocks to Atlanta?
*Can Kentucky build on last season’s 8-5 record?
*When will the Commodores get the 6 wins necessary to play in the post season?

This may be Tennessee’s year to make it back to the SEC Championship game. Seven seniors start on a defensive unit that should improve over last season. The Vols play at Florida but get Georgia, South Carolina and Arkansas at home. Erik Ainge should be one of the top QB’s in the SEC while serving his second season under David Cutcliffe. Don’t forget the importance of senior leadership at the quarterback position. The last 3 SEC Champs all had Sr. QB’s at the helm.

Last season, Ohio State returned only two starters on defense yet went 12-0 and played Florida for the National Championship. This season, the Gators return only two starters on defense and look to defend their title. The big difference between the 2006 Buckeyes and 2007 Gators, OSU lined up senior QB and eventual Heisman winner Troy Smith behind center. Tim Tebow may eventually reach that lofty perch, but trips to LSU and South Carolina plus a visit by Tennessee will keep the Gators from a repeat visit to Atlanta.

This may be Steve Spurrier’s best team yet at South Carolina, but an absolutely brutal schedule awaits the Gamecocks. USC plays at Georgia and at LSU then has a three-week stretch of at Tennessee, at Arkansas then the Gators visit Columbia. Another mid-level bowl may be the best USC fans can hope for. But don’t be surprised if Spurrier pulls a few surprises this season. Blake Mitchell (QB), is a senior this year and Spurrier, at least in my mind, is the best coach in the league. He will win a few he shouldn’t.
Georgia is probably one year away from making a run at the top of the division. The Dawgs starting QB, Matthew Stafford is only a sophomore and the defense must replace studs off last year’s line.

Kentucky and Vanderbilt have improved over the last few years, but by playing in the SEC East, their achievements are completely overshadowed. Expect UK to make another run at a bowl game. Vanderbilt will be knocking on the door again, but much like South Carolina, the Commodores have a rough midseason three-week stretch of at Auburn, home versus Georgia and at South Carolina.

SEC EAST

1. Tennessee
2. Florida
3. South Carolina
4. Georgia
5. Kentucky
6. Vanderbilt

Thursday, January 04, 2007

Back to School...

A man and woman were sitting at a bar when the man turned and said to the woman, “would you sleep with me for thirty-two million dollars?” The woman thought a moment and said, “why yes, I would.” The man then asked, “well, would you sleep with me for 20 bucks?” The woman replied incredulously, “What do you think I am? A whore?” The man quickly replied, “We’ve already established that, now we’re just negotiating price.”

Upon taking the Dolphins job, Saban said, "This is something that I’ve worked for 30-something years in this profession to have an opportunity like this with an organization like this that has such great tradition, a great owner and an opportunity to be more successful…It's a tremendous challenge for me and a great opportunity for me and my family."

Evidently, after two years, Saban decided the challenge was too tremendous and the opportunity not so great. Here is another nugget from Saban’s opening statements with the Dolphins:

“…there are some words like respect, trust and working together that are very important in team dynamics which is going to be very important for this team and organization moving forward…”

A man walks into a Tuscaloosa group therapy session and stands at the podium. “Hi, my name is Nick Saban and I have ZERO credibility.” The other attendees at the meeting, all dressed in red and white, reply in unison, “Hi, Nick.”

I will never begrudge anyone for making money. But don’t tell me it’s not about the money when it is all about the money. Remember, Alabama approached Saban before Christmas about the job and he turned them down. At the time, the pot wasn’t sweet enough. The Tide then offered the job to Rich Rodriguez who used the offer to extort more money from West Virginia. Alabama then made another run at Saban, this time offering an ungodly sum of money, which Saban accepted. In taking the Bama job, Saban said college was where he wanted to be and blah, blah, blah. If that was true, why turn down Bama the first go around? Clearly there was a chance Bama could have landed Rodriguez or someone else and Saban would still be with the Dolphins. The reason Saban said “yes” the second time around was because the offer almost doubled.

The Random House Dictionary defines mercenary as “working or acting merely for money or other reward; venal.” Sound familiar?

Saban is a great example of the difference between “family” and “the hired help.” He was a guy LSU hired to do a job, which he did VERY well. Nothing more. No scholarships will be named after him, there will be no statues with his likeness, and no facilities bearing his name. Twenty years from now, he will be a footnote in the LSU media guide.

One of the local radio talking heads made a great point about the Saban situation. He doesn’t have a problem with Saban going to Bama, but rather with Saban’s condescending attitude, the way he handled the media and the way he treats people. I would also add to that the question of credibility and oversized ego. This is the same guy who said he’s always wanted to go the pros yet leaves after two years. This is the same guy who told the leader of the free world that he was “too busy” to have lunch. Are you kidding me? You are a freaking football coach.

Saban will win at Alabama. The question is how much is enough? Just a heads up to Bama fans, Saban is 2-3 versus Auburn and 0-3 in Jordan-Hare Stadium. Guess where the 2007 Iron Bowl is being played. LSU and Alabama are different situations and I think Saban will find the sledding more difficult than his time with the Tigers. He will battle Auburn for in-state recruits and the rivalry games (Auburn and Tennessee) will skew fan’s perception of his success.

I’m not nearly as upset as many other LSU fans. As I said when Saban left to go to the Dolphins:

I’m ambivalent [about Saban leaving]. I don’t know Saban personally. He seems like a good guy. He worked very hard while he was at LSU earning every dollar thrown at him. He won a bunch of football games and I was able to watch LSU win a National Title because of his hard work. But our relationship is over, because the only thing we shared was LSU football. Now that the link is broken, we can go our separate ways.

Nothing has really changed with my view. But it does make playing the Tide a little juicier each year. Now I can root against him and wish him heartbreaking losses with a clear conscience. I am already looking forward to the Tide’s 2008 trip to Baton Rouge.

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Squeaker

This was LSU’s 2006 roll out the helmet game. I cannot remember a more uninspired performance by the Tigers since the Gerry D days. More than likely, Arkansas’ and Auburn’s victories earlier in the day deflated the Tigers. Knowing that the SEC Championship was out of reach took the fight out of a team that had been completely dominant through seven home games this season.

But in the 4th quarter, the Tigers recovered and took over the contest. In the 4th, LSU scored two TD’s on drives of 58 and 59 yards. Defensively, the Rebels were held to 10 total plays in the final stanza for 13 yards. LSU forced a critical fumble in OT and kicked the game winner to get out of Tiger Stadium with a 23-20 win.

We’ve become so spoiled by Russell’s home performances, we are hyper critical when he is anything less than brilliant. For the game, Russell was 20 of 36 (55%) for 223 yards and 3 TD’s. Most guys would kill for those numbers. But the bar is set unrealistically high because of his past performances. I have gone back and forth over this but I hope Russell comes back for his senior season. If he does he will be in contention for the Heisman Trophy and the Tigers will be a serious contender for the national championship.

To end on an uplifting note, I must say that the special teams were absolutely awful. I had to make a list to keep track of the futility:

1. Ole Miss blocked an LSU extra point
2. Ole Miss recovered an onside kick
3. Ole Miss converted an a fake punt
4. Ole Miss had two LONG kick-off returns (Marshay Green had two returns for an AVERAGE of 57.5 yards)
5. Ole Miss had a long punt return getting the ball to the LSU 35 (again, Green making the return)
6. LSU had two kick-off returns for a grand total of 6 yards and two punt returns for a whopping 11 yards.
7. LSU missed a FG

Special teams must play much better this Friday.


Looking Ahead

The mainstream college football media loves to jump on a bandwagon without taking a deeper look inside a team. A perfect example is Arkansas. All I have heard is that the Hogs are the best team in the SEC right now. Hmmm. This would seem to be based on the 10-1 record and the legs of Darren McFadden. But let’s take a bit closer look shall we.

Arkansas is ranked #4 in the nation in rushing. Nice number, but when you look at who they have played, the high ranking loses it’s luster. Excluding the USC game, the toughest run defense the Hogs have faced was Alabama (6-6) ranked #38 in run defense. Arkansas gained 172 yards on the ground against the Tide, 60 below their average. Against USC (#13 in run defense), the Hogs gained a mere 130 yards. Now the talking heads will say that game was at the beginning of the season and this is a different team. I’m not so sure. Just last week, Mississippi State held Arkansas to 128 yards on the ground and 14 offensive points. LSU will be THE toughest defense the Hogs face this regular season. No one has been able to run on the Tigers and I don’t see Friday’s game being any different.

LSU slept through about 48 minutes of the Ole Miss game. I expect a big effort from the lads to show everyone who really is the best team in the SEC. If the Tigers avoid their biggest road bugaboo, turnovers, LSU will have its first back to back 10+ win seasons in 113 years of football.

Tigers 24 – Hogs 16

LSU's BCS prospects and a little horn tooting...

*LSU is still in the running for an at large BCS birth. A few factors that can help the Tigers (this is all predicated on LSU beating the Hogs):

*Currently, Boise State has a bid. The Broncos have a big road game at Nevada to end the season. If BSU loses, that opens up an at-large spot, possibly LSU to Phoenix to play Nebraska, Texas or Oklahoma?

*West Virginia, Louisville and Rutgers all have one loss and are in the mix for the Big East title and a possible BCS birth. Each has two games left so losses here would help the Tigers. Right now, the Tigers are competing with West Virginia and Louisville for that last at large spot. (which could be the Rose Bowl)

*If Florida can win out and land in the BCS title game, the Sugar Bowl would have to take a REALLY long look at LSU. The game would assuredly be a sell out and the Sugar would have the Katrina/1st Sugar Bowl back in New Orleans/ LSU subplots. Plus the likely opponent would be Notre Dame which creates a juicy national match-up.


Not to brag, but remember my preseason post on the SEC West?

"Arkansas is a bit of a wild card in 2006. The Hogs return 19 starters on offense and defense. Unfortunately for Houston Nutt, Arkansas’ biggest offensive threat, Darren McFadden, broke his toe in a bar fight this summer. The schedule is favorable as the Razorbacks miss Georgia and Florida from the East and get LSU, Tennessee and Alabama at home. Nutt is a good coach and has been rebuilding the last two years. Don’t be surprised if Arkansas somehow sneaks its way to Atlanta."

Just ignore the fact that I picked Georgia to win the SEC East and Florida State to play for the National Championship...

Sunday, November 12, 2006

Finally...A Little Tiger Stadium Drama

A little drama had some of the home fans a bit nervous at times last night. As everyone should have expected, the Crimson Tide was not just going to roll over like LSU’s previous six home victims. But the Tigers made the appropriate adjustments at half and sealed the game down the stretch. LSU has now won six of the last seven against Alabama.

Too bad LSU can’t play all their games in Tiger Stadium; JaMarcus would be the front runner for the Heisman trophy. In another brilliant performance, Russell was 18 for 21 with 3 TD’s and 207 yards. For the season, in seven home games, Russell is 109 for 138 (79%), 1620 yards, 17 TD’s and only 1 INT. I did a little math and his efficiency rating at home actually went down after the Alabama game. Unbelievable.

Keiland Williams looked great. It is a shame he was not able to participate in two-a-days sooner. He’s very fast and powerful. The future looks bright with Williams and a motivated(?) Broussard in the backfield.

The defense struggled a bit more than usual. See how spoiled we are?! The defensive unit gave up only 14 points and folks are complaining! A good deal of that had to do with the lack of a consistent pass rush. Even though the front four had four sacks, a number of times John Wilson had plenty of time to throw the ball. LSU didn’t blitz much, but when they did, the Tigers were very effective. Part of the problem was injuries. Jesse Daniels did not play at all. Beckwith went out in the first quarter and never returned. The Tigers are thin at linebacker as it is so the loss of Beckwith was a big blow. My guess is the Tigers played a lot of base defense as not to confuse the LB’s and create even more issues.

LSU gets Ole Piss next week for what should be another beat down. The Tigers have been even keeled all season and this coming game will be no different.

LSU 38 – Ole Piss 3

Sunday, November 05, 2006

Rocky Top This!!!

If JaMarcus could ever stop turning the ball over, LSU would be unstoppable. In six home games, Russell’s QB rating is about 45 points higher than the ALL TIME NCAA RECORD for passing efficiency in one season. (183.3 held by Tulane’s Shaun King) The problem is, Russell’s road efficiency rating is about 100 points lower than his home rating. Thus we get 6-0 at home and 1-2 on the road.

I will never complain about a road victory over a top 10 team. Winning in the SEC is tough and winning on the road at one of the elite programs is even tougher. But I think LSU suffers from a perception problem. Fans and the media see the bevy of PHYSICAL TALENT on the field but can’t appreciate the mental part of the game which is critical. I can see that JaMarcus can throw the ball 50+ yards on the run; I can see that Trindon Holliday is incredibly fast; I can see that Glen Dorsey is a great pass rusher. What you don’t see is the decision making process. You can’t see the level of concentration a player has throughout a game. The Tigers, for whatever reason, have not focused as well when playing in the big road games this season. In the three games against Auburn, Florida and Tennessee, LSU turned the ball over NINE TIMES and had 21 PENALTIES. It is amazing that the Tigers were able to win even one of those games after committing so many errors.

To many, Russell is maddening because at times he looks tremendous and at other times he looks awful. The game in Knoxville was a microcosm of Russell’s career. There are unexplainable gaffs (how does the ball flutter out of his hand? I’ve never met him but he must have enormous hands, right? Remember in the Arizona State game when the ball just slipped out like he was goofing around when he went to pass?) then cool deliveries (the 4th down pass to Doucet and the TD to Doucet to win the game, game winning TD passes versus Arizona State and Alabama) which make me shake my head.

Accept it folks, on some Saturdays Russell is going to keep the other team in the game and then break their heart as time expires. This is who he is. Be thankful he never gets down, he keeps hammering away and stays in the game. He continues to be a work in progress, and most importantly, his teammates believe in him. Now I haven’t taken a poll in the locker room nor do I have an inside source, but as much as I have criticized him at times, I believe in him. And if I can keep the faith, the people around him have to be doing the same.


Some have said that this is a “signature” win for Les Miles. These are probably the same people who were saying that the Peach Bowl against Miami was “the biggest game in the history of LSU football.” In our, “what have you done for me lately culture,” the next game is always the biggest game and fans lose perspective in a heartbeat. What about LSU’s thrilling 16-13 win at fourth ranked and 9-0 Alabama last season? Beating the #4 team in the country at their place is not a “signature” win? As long as we are talking about Les Miles, why not mention his back-to-back victories over Oklahoma in 2001 and 2002. OU was ranked #4 in the nation in ’01 and 3rd in ’02. Do those count as “signature” wins? Please!

A few other random thoughts:

* The refs jammed LSU again on the no call fumble recovery. In the first half, a Tennessee player touched the ball as it bounced in the end zone after an LSU punt. The Tigers recovered the ball and instant replay CLEARLY showed the ball change direction and motion after hitting the back of the UT player’s hand. Yet the call on the field stood and UT took the ball and drove for the first TD.

* LSU had 231 yards rushing against the Vols. Amazing considering how LSU struggled to run the ball against Auburn and Florida.

* Keiland Williams needs to get the ball from now on. His numbers were not great, but he looks very strong and knows how to hit the hole.

* I was surprised LSU did not blitz more. The UT offensive line was solid and LSU’s front four were not as effective as usual.

* Is Trindon Holiday the fastest little dude you have ever seen?

* Loved the fake punt and other creative wrinkles in the game. A very well coached game…if JaMarcus would just stop turning the damn ball over…

* LSU is #1 in the nation in total defense and #11 in total offense.

Next week the Tigers get a dangerous Alabama team coming off a horrible home loss to Mississippi State. LSU has been steady defensively all season and down right ruthlessly efficient at home. The Tigers should pound the Tide and win comfortably.

LSU 32 – Bama 13

Good…Bad: Tiger Pimp Nation Style

Good…The Tiger Pimp Nation traveled to Tennessee this Saturday to proudly represent the LSU Tigers. With a touch of class and a display of elegance, 40+ “white-collar” pimps invaded Knoxville in style.

Bad…Guard the women and children.

Good…LSU moved up to #12 in the BCS standings. While a BCS bowl is a long shot, the Tigers are still in the running.

Bad…If the Tigers miss the BCS, the other possible bowl match-ups with Wisconsin, Penn State or Oklahoma do not look that appealing.

Good…Wake Forest. 8-1 for the first time since 1944.

Bad…the ACC is lame. But in a gory train wreck sort of way.

Good…LSU is now 18-4 since Saban left for the Dolphins.

Bad…Saban is 11-13 since joining the Dolphins

Good…The Suckeyes versus the Big Blue Mafia should be a dandy in two weeks.

Bad…Given two weeks, the media hype machine should suck the life and all entertainment value out of the game

Good…The Spartans will make a run at Butch Davis.

Bad…The Spartans have to make a run at Butch Davis because they are on their 8th coach in the last 34 years.

Good…Lost is still the BEST show on TV.

Bad…No complaining because the show is too “slow.” If you want to see the entire plot sewn up in 45 minutes watch Law & Order.

Good…Bob Davie and Kirk Herbstreit are great on ABC.

Bad…I hate the three man booth. Just too many people in there for my liking.

Good…The two-point play.

Bad…STUPID COACHES that go for two WAY TOO EARLY IN THE GAME. There is NEVER a legitimate reason to intentionally go for two in the first half. NEVER. This is one of my biggest pet peeves when I watch football, especially college. Case in point, Florida scored a TD in the first quarter then botched the snap on the extra point. The holder ran around and luckily threw the ball in the end zone to a receiver. UF 8 – Vandy 0. The Commodores score in the first quarter and go for two. WHY? There is 50 minutes of football left. Take the damn point! DUMB!

Monday, October 23, 2006

Plenty to Play for...

I wasn’t going to blog this week but my loyal readers have been clamoring for more of my BS. So here are a few thoughts from this season.

If I had the task of creating a “goal pyramid” for the 2006 LSU Tigers, it would look something thin like this.

National Championship
Playing in the BCS Championship Game
Winning a BCS Bowl Game
Playing in a BCS Bowl Game
Winning the SEC
Winning the SEC West
Go Undefeated on the Road
Go Undefeated at Home
Have a winning season
Becoming bowl eligible
Play hard every game

Only the top of the pyramid is out of LSU’s reach, no Crystal Football for LSU this season. All but one of the other goals are attainable. Winning the West and thus playing in the SEC Championship game are long shots, but anything can happen. LSU won this weekend upping their mark to 6-2. Obviously going undefeated on the road is unattainable. But the Tigers have two opportunities to make amends. The Tennessee game looms VERY large on November 4th. If the Tigers can get their act together, a BCS Bowl is definitely in the cards.

Urban Meyer was dead on when he said the SEC is “one tough ass league.” No other conference can match up with Auburn, Florida, LSU, Tennessee, Arkansas and Alabama. That doesn’t even include Georgia and South Carolina who will go bowling this season. Going on the road and winning at the top schools is a tall task for any SEC team. LSU has looked incredible at home and mediocre on the road.

Every now and again I listen to the idiots on talk radio and the new favorite saying begins like this, “well, when Nick Saban was here…” Let me be very clear, Saban did great things at LSU, but he wasn’t God. Saban suffered a few loses on the road including losing at Florida in 2000, at Tennessee in 2001, at Georgia in 2004, at Auburn in 2000, 2002 and 2004, at Arkansas in 2000 and 2002 and at Virginia Tech in 2002.

So my suggestion is to give Miles a break. He’s won at Arizona State, and at Alabama and has the opportunity to beat UT and the Hogs away from Tiger Stadium this season. While at Oklahoma State he won games at Oklahoma, at Texas A&M and at UCLA. A little patience and perspective will go a long way.

Check back next week for the Tennessee preview and other random foolishness.

Back from the Dead...

“Lazarus is dead, and for your sake I am glad I was not there, so that you may believe. But let us go to him”…On his arrival, Jesus found that Lazarus had been in the tomb for four days…Jesus, once more deeply moved, came to the tomb. It was a cave with a stone laid across the entrance. “Take away the stone,” he said. “But Lord,” said Martha, the sister of the dead man, “by this time there is a bad odor, for he has been there four days”…Jesus called in a loud voice, “Lazarus, come out!” The dead man came out, his hands wrapped with strips of cloth around his face. Jesus said to them, “Take off the grave clothes and let him go.”

Gospel of John 11:14-44


Bet you didn’t know that the “L” in John L. Smith stands for “Lazarus” did you?

Now I’ve never seen a coach actually get fired. I’m talking about the conversation which includes the phrase, “we’re going in a new direction” or “we need a fresh start” or simply, “clean out your office, you’re fired.” I am sure these things happen in the privacy of the athletic director’s office or some other such secluded place. But I have seen plenty of games that ended with the final thought, “that dude just got fired.”

I couldn’t help but draw that conclusion as Northwestern went up on Michigan State 38-3 with 9:54 left in the third quarter. “Poor John L, he’s so fired.” Just has Lazarus laid in the tomb for four days, the Spartans looked dead for four weeks losing to Notre Shame, Illinois, Michigan and Ohio State. And just like a decaying body, Michigan State stunk of the foulest football odors.

But just like Lazarus, Smith rose from the dead and spurred the suddenly Mighty Spartans to 38 straight points and the biggest comeback in the history of Division-I football. Would you expect anything less from Michigan State football?

What have we learned by this dramatic reversal of fortune?

1. The Good Book is as important as ever; and

2. John L“azarus” Smith has been resurrected from certain termination, at least until next week.